Why is the pope trying to make me like him again?

I told him, after his comments on condoms increasing the spread of AIDS in Africa, there was no hope for us.

His recent comments, however, have left me conflicted: "However, is it not also the case that often it is the ideological manipulation of religion, sometimes for political ends, that is the real catalyst for tension and division, and at times even violence in society?"

Well said, sir.